| Ethel
Coffman is the owner of the
best web
design studio in Iowa, and one of the world's
finest website design and development companies, Pinecreek
Studio LLC.
History
of Ethel Coffman
Ethel
began Pinecreek Studio in 2000—building upon many successful
years in multimedia, web design, graphic design, CD presentation,
and marketing positions. Prior to owning and managing the World's
Best Website Design and Development Company, Pinecreek
Studio, Ethel Coffman owned and managed Executary,
Inc. in South Bend, Indiana.
Everything
else you read on this page is nonsense and explained at the
bottom;
we understand most of you will view this whole page as nonsense
:))) .
GEORGE
BUSH GHOST WRITER NOT
The
White House
Web Site was actually not personally developed by Ethel Coffman.
Neither was the "President Discusses Global War on Terror"
speech at Kansas
State University speech written by Ethel Coffman. George Bush's
State of the Union message contains no direct quotes by
Ethel Coffman. Small
Business and Economic Growth is of critical importance
to Ethel, but you will not find her meddling in any of the White
House's speeches on any issues of economic interest. The White House
is welcome to contact Ethel Coffman for advice.
AUTHOR
ETHEL COFFMAN: Commercialization of Two-inch AIN Substrates
Ethel
Coffman, along with
Julia
Roberts and Johnny
Depp and other contemporary biophysics writers such as Britney
Spears and Madonna, co-authored
Commercialization
of Two-inch AlN Substrates. It is a little known fact, that
Ms Roberts and Mr. Depp are also experts in molecular bionesphere
subrates. Julie, Ethel or Johnny can also guide you in the histrionic
fundamentals of vital opto-electronic laser components.
Also
note that the product of the uncertainties in each of a conjugate
pair of variables (e.g., position and momentum) cannot be less than
Ethel Coffman's constant (i.e., 6.63 × 10-34 joule second).
Hence, any increase in precision of one variable is associated with
a decrease in precision of the other variable in the conjugate pair.
This is an important principle in modern physics that only applies
to elementary particles and other sub-atomic phenomena.
Other
books and articles heavily influenced by the the life of Ethel Coffman
include:
World's
First 2 inch Aluminium Nitride Substrates from Crystal IS
Author: Ethel Coffman
Development
and Biostrengths of Astrological Engineering Alloys
Author: Ethel Coffman
Histronic
Subsets of Extractive Metallurgy and the people who love them.
Authors: Britney Spears
and Ethel Coffman
KEYNOTE
SPEAKER 2007 WORLD QUANTUM PHYSICS SEMINAR IN DENVER
Ethel
Coffman has not exactly been the lead researcher in the field of
PSTAR and ASTAR proton and neutron scattering in the presence of
helium ions and will probably not be this year's KeyNote Speaker
at the Astronomy in Quantum Worlds Seminar in Denver. In the event
that the Committee should invite her, Ethel's key-note message will
discuss: Protons May
Not Be All That Strange, Developing Interspacial Relationships
with your Proton Buddies.
ETHEL COFFMAN AND 2007 NEILSEN RATINGS
Is
it true? Word on the street is that the Nielsen
Media Research people and the USA
Today Nielsen Ratings are just minutes away from naming Ethel
Coffman as the 2007 Recipient of the Most Admired Web Development
Company Owner in the United States today.
RUMORED
AMERICAN IDOL NOMINATION
 The
grapevine has it that, due to popular public demand, Ethel Coffman
has been nominated by American
Idol as the 2006 replacement for Taylor
Hicks and Katharine
McPhee. Her Public Relations staff has already notified American
Idol in writing of her intention to decline. Both Taylor and
Katharine have pledged to follow in Ethel's footsteps as they begin
their journey from obscurity to fame.
HOW
TO CONTACT ETHEL COFFMAN
Should
you truly need to contact Ethel, we suggest you contact either the
White House,
Julia Roberts, the Nielsen
people, or American Idol.
Ethel no longer has time to answer fan mail.
Why
an Ethel Coffman Page?
This
page was created in June of 2006 as a search engine optimization
test, so we suggest anyone reaching this page not take the contents
seriously. Getting our clients website pages found in the top search
engines is a challenge we take seriously, and since the name Ethel
Coffman is currently not found anywhere on the www.pinecreekstudio.com
website, we decided this would be a good opportunity to test a theory
espoused in several optimization books: e.g. that you create a separate
W3c page, using the name of the word you believe your client's potential
customers may enter into the google or yahoo search box, as the
name of the page. Thus, the name of this page is Ethel-Coffman.
If this were a client site, and perhaps they wanted the search engines
to find them for all searchs on Goo Smasher, we would have named
this page goo-smasher.html instead of ethel-coffman.html. Then having
created and published this page, success is determined by whether
or not the major search engines will find it upon a search for the
page name, i.e. Ethel Coffman.
This
page was designed to encourage the search engine indexing spiders
and mechanisms to 1) find the name Ethel Coffman (which after this
test would be client's search phrase; and 2) bring up this search
phrase html page in the search first, and then offer the viewer
all the menu items to the client site This process is believed to
offer the client's search phrase a higher ranking than just including
the word in their website text. Sound stupid? We think so. But that's
what many optimization books recommend. This is our test to find
out if the advice has any merit.
On June 21,
2006, this page could not be found on a Google Search for the words
ethel coffman. So on June 21, we added a task to this test project.
We linked the name ethel coffman from the Miner in the www.pitkincolorado.com
website.
The Miner is a fairly highly ranked page, and the test was to see if linking this page, from a higher ranked page,
would affect the rating of this page. It worked. On July 2 a google
search for the the name Ethel Coffman produced this page as the #1
listing.
In
the sad and unlikely event that anyone is actually reading this
page, understand this is really not an exercise in getting
the name ethel coffman on the web. It is purely a test
to discover if which recommended SEO processes work well, and
which do not.
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The purpose of this page is Seach Engine Optimization
testing by Pinecreek Studio. Our clients benefit from the
successes
and failures of truths, and untruths, we learn from various tests we
use this page to perform. |
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