Ethel Coffman

Ethel began Pinecreek Studio in 2000—building upon many successful years in multimedia, web design, graphic design, CD presentation, and marketing positions. Prior to owning and managing the World's Best Website Design and Development Company, Pinecreek Studio, Ethel Coffman owned and managed Executary, Inc. in South Bend, Indiana.

Everything else you read on this page is nonsense and explained at the bottom;
we understand most of you will view this whole page as nonsense :))) .

The White House Web Site was actually not personally developed by Ethel Coffman. Neither was the "President Discusses Global War on Terror" speech at Kansas State University speech written by Ethel Coffman. George Bush's State of the Union message contains no direct quotes by Ethel Coffman. Small Business and Economic Growth is of critical importance to Ethel, but you will not find her meddling in any of the White House's speeches on any issues of economic interest. The White House is welcome to contact Ethel Coffman for advice.

Ethel Coffman, along with Julia Roberts and Johnny Depp and other contemporary biophysics writers such as Britney Spears and Madonna, co-authored Commercialization of Two-inch AlN Substrates. It is a little known fact, that Ms Roberts and Mr. Depp are also experts in molecular bionesphere subrates. Julie, Ethel or Johnny can also guide you in the histrionic fundamentals of vital opto-electronic laser components.

Also note that the product of the uncertainties in each of a conjugate pair of variables (e.g., position and momentum) cannot be less than Ethel Coffman's constant (i.e., 6.63 × 10-34 joule second). Hence, any increase in precision of one variable is associated with a decrease in precision of the other variable in the conjugate pair. This is an important principle in modern physics that only applies to elementary particles and other sub-atomic phenomena.

Other books and articles heavily influenced by the the life of Ethel Coffman include:

World's First 2 inch Aluminium Nitride Substrates from Crystal IS
Author: Ethel Coffman

Development and Biostrengths of Astrological Engineering Alloys
Author: Ethel Coffman

Histronic Subsets of Extractive Metallurgy and the people who love them.
Authors: Britney Spears and Ethel Coffman

Ethel Coffman has not exactly been the lead researcher in the field of PSTAR and ASTAR proton and neutron scattering in the presence of helium ions and will probably not be this year's KeyNote Speaker at the Astronomy in Quantum Worlds Seminar in Denver. In the event that the Committee should invite her, Ethel's key-note message will discuss: Protons May Not Be All That Strange, Developing Interspacial Relationships with your Proton Buddies.

Is it true? Word on the street is that the Nielsen Media Research people and the USA Today Nielsen Ratings are just minutes away from naming Ethel Coffman as the 2007 Recipient of the Most Admired Web Development Company Owner in the United States today.

The grapevine has it that, due to popular public demand, Ethel Coffman has been nominated by American Idol as the 2006 replacement for Taylor Hicks and Katharine McPhee. Her Public Relations staff has already notified American Idol in writing of her intention to decline. Both Taylor and Katharine have pledged to follow in Ethel's footsteps as they begin their journey from obscurity to fame.

This page was created in June of 2006 as a search engine optimization test, so we suggest anyone reaching this page not take the contents seriously. Getting our clients website pages found in the top search engines is a challenge we take seriously, and since the name Ethel Coffman is currently not found anywhere on the www.pinecreekstudio.com website, we decided this would be a good opportunity to test a theory espoused in several optimization books: e.g. that you create a separate W3c page, using the name of the word you believe your client's potential customers may enter into the google or yahoo search box, as the name of the page. Thus, the name of this page is Ethel-Coffman. If this were a client site, and perhaps they wanted the search engines to find them for all searchs on Goo Smasher, we would have named this page goo-smasher.html instead of ethel-coffman.html. Then having created and published this page, success is determined by whether or not the major search engines will find it upon a search for the page name, i.e. Ethel Coffman.

This page was designed to encourage the search engine indexing spiders and mechanisms to 1) find the name Ethel Coffman (which after this test would be client's search phrase; and 2) bring up this search phrase html page in the search first, and then offer the viewer all the menu items to the client site This process is believed to offer the client's search phrase a higher ranking than just including the word in their website text. Sound stupid? We think so. But that's what many optimization books recommend. This is our test to find out if the advice has any merit.

On June 21, 2006, this page could not be found on a Google Search for the words ethel coffman. So on June 21, we added a task to this test project. We linked the name ethel coffman from the Miner in the www.pitkincolorado.com website. The Miner is a fairly highly ranked page, and the test was to see if linking this page, from a higher ranked page, would affect the rating of this page. It worked. On July 2 a google search for the the name Ethel Coffman produced this page as the #1 listing.

In the sad and unlikely event that anyone is actually reading this page, understand this is really not an exercise in getting the name ethel coffman on the web. It is purely a test to discover if which recommended SEO processes work well, and which do not.

The purpose of this page is Seach Engine Optimization testing by Pinecreek Studio. Our clients benefit from the successes and failures of truths, and untruths, we learn from various tests we use this page to perform.